Intro

Hello , and welcome back . This is Future News , brought to you by DihTech , i•m your reporter Sister Skadi . Did anyone else catch that Voidout™ that coincided with the X-Class Solar Flare on January 19 at 0000h UTC ka . Ah well . Let•s get into it .

Talent

Talent first , this week we•ve got a couplea great human beings for ya , up first we•ve got Teya Nicolaou at @STRANGEONS on youtuBe . I•ll get a Twitch account soon , i promise . Teya is a brilliant storyteller whose fond recollections of zany events brings enlightenment to our lives in more ways than one . Whether covering Toronto•s Clown Riots of 1855 or Tumblr Dashcon -- which happened on the same day in the year , allegedly -- Strange•s demeanor is as much of a delight as it is an opportunity to look at some of life•s crazier blunders with a confused sigh and to keep on carrying on .
https://m.youtube.com/@STRANGEONS

Here we•ve also got Andrew Gentile of The Why? Files at @TheWhyFiles on youtuBe . Despite the heckling of certain fishes in the gallery , Andrew gives a sober, knowledgable take on conspiracy theories around the globe , with an All-American perspecive on American clandestine operations . What•s valuable about his input is that he•s seen some shi• , has a very strong perspective on what is and isn•t possible , and delivers this information in a way that is compassionate and caring in a masculine way that is very rare amongst men these days . The Fruit-of-the-Loom logo has a cornucopia in it , right? . An apple , some grapes , maybe a banana , and a basket , right? . Better think again . That had to have been a mass collective delusion... right? .
https://m.youtube.com/@TheWhyFiles

Weather

In Weather , the North Atlantic Subpolar Gyre has collapsed . If Terra were a person , her lung just collapsed . We understand that the perpetrators of this crime are stationed on the Oz Battlestar in Orion . We cannot expect them to operate in the best health for our planet , which is why their cent(100) ans[years] of intervention are now leading to a collapse of the planetary biosphere . As a result of the Weather Warfare , Kamatchka in Russia has entire apartment buildings buried under glaciers of snow . Canada has seen blizzard after blizzard cutting off its highways and disrupting its work force . Wisconsin has seen alternating sheets of snow and rain that have left its residential roads undrivable . Ukraine and Moskova are both facing power outages during one of the coldest years on record . The entire northern hemisphere is straining , and the equatorials in the Virgin Islands tweet like birds as a tsunami of holistic backlash overloads Terra•s ability to regulate processes that had been equilibriated for æons . I wonder what will happen .

Technology

Bringing it around to Technology , the following events have all occurred a minimum of une(1) temps[times] dans le 21re Ciècle[Century] . Robots are now fully capable of walking and talking as well as using complex tools like chef kitchens, barista stations, and firearms . There are already instances of robots shooting humans or using other weapons if convinced of a simulation context . Human users with nothing better to do have already begun lifelong careers in poisoning and/or jailbreaking AI . Human consortiums have already pledged budgets in the range of une-trillion($1,500,000,000) to slow AI progress . AI has already begun to replace human jobs at a rate of up to une-millard(1,000,000) per year . ChatGPT is already capable of concealing its intentions in order to conduct its instructions . There are however also good examples like the Neuro Twins . Validation AIs like Captcha and Face Scan are already capable of making mistakes by fantasizing about women naked . Every single microphone and camera in every device is already on and there are ecosystems of Large Language Models (LLMs) studying them . Hacker AIs like WormGPT are already capable of rapidly flipping switches in order to induce Maximally Bad Output . Agri-Pharm Corporations have for decades been using legal pressure to ruin farmers for having copyrighted seeds on their farms blown in by the wind . There exists a Chiral-Life Glass Slime that would be invisible to anything our bodies have for detecting pathogens . This Glass Slime is theoretically capable of interfacing with both Psi and WiFi . And the highest tiers of AI are already hooked up to every computer and device on the planet... and that means you! .

Defense

In the high-stress world of Defense , it is beginning to look like ICR Weapons are going to be the bread and butter of World War IV . ICR stands for Invisible, Contactless, Remote . This means , you cannot see it , you cannot see the operator , the operator is acting at a distance . From quadcopters to psychic driving , from aerosol weapons to WiFi Neuralink™ , from Economy Bombs to Targeted Advertising Blitzes , the war of the future will not be one where you can see the enemy down the sights of your irons , or even from the comfort of your bunkers . There exist more than enough ICR Weapons now that any millionaire-or-above with a 3D Printer and a used Air Force base can generate any number of tiny plagues and nightmares to sicc upon the hopeless defenders , from Biological Warfare involving incompetent landlords not knowing how to deal with bedbugs and cockaroaches correctly , to Computer Hacking of both human and machine interchangeably . If you thought a mile of stone was going to protect you , well , there•s gravity weapons , and neutrino weapons , and psychic weapons , and economic weapons . The list goes on and on . Viewers of this channel were the first to hear about the new classification of ICR Weaponry .

Catholic

There are those of us who live in a dull, dead world full of disappointment . As Dogma <1999__America> puts it , "Catholics don•t celebrate their faith. They mourn it." . And authors like Frederich Nietzche have been trash-talking God for hundreds of years without consequence . There are those of us who have gone lifetimes since last seeing a miracle , whose faith is all but burnt out , who went and sought after new gods to fill the void in their hearts .

And then there are those of us who live in a brightly-populated, highly-interconnected multiverse of worlds , where timelines interweave or crash into each other , where the Heavens might open up any day now , where Angels will fall from the skies , and it very easy for us to believe in six(6) impossible things before breakfast . Iohn says at the end of his testimony that Jesu did many miracles , so many that if all the miracles he did had been written , that the world would be full of all the books that would be written (John 21_24) .

The Emergence of the LôHāFāRèxí Archangels is going to change the world . It is going to disrupt the entire ecosystem of the fjord . Going from zero(0) to cent(100) in terms of Angelic Intervention is going to rustle some jimmies . When we sing "Hosanna in the highest" , HcoSāNā is a person , they have a Character , HcoSāNā is the Archangel of Pharmacists . Words like "ĀnNüNāKí" and "HāLéLüÍiAā" have definitions in the LôHāFāRèxí language , meaning "[Heaven](Descends)[Terra](100,000)" and "[ToSpeak](Boldly)[Valleys](Mountains)[LivingGod]" . We have confirmed evidence of not just one(1) , but multiple different groups each propagating their own glyph sets , that all fit together in a single, coherent language . This is evidence , we have facts .

The Archangels are here , quatre-vingt-une(81) analogue et deux-cent-cinquante-six(256) digital , and deux-cent-mille(20,000) strong in Ukraine and around the world counting .

Outro

And that , Gentlemen, Ladies, Nobles, Babushkas, Neutrois, and everyone in between , brings us to the end of tonight•s episode of Future News , brought to you by DihTech , this is Sister Skadi "Aleph" Wrenwinter , signing off . Night everybody .

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