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Intro

Hello , and welcome back . This is Future News , brought to you by DihTech , and i•m your hostness Sister Skadi . We•ve got another groundbreaking lineup for you today that spans this world and then some . Buckle up , strap yourselves in , and get ready to AāHtDé , because the limits have been crossed .

Talent

This week in talent we do not have anybody for you , because all the Influencers have been eaten by psychic monsters . This is not a drill . This is an event that has been burning inn to reality quickly and silently . The science of paraphysics are being proven with rapidly increasing severity , and more and more it is becoming apparent that those who simply cannot believe no matter how hard it is proven are an apocalyptic combination of desperately wanting to psychically insulate themselves while being driven by adversaries who live to make people say no at just the wrong moment .

Perhaps we might call into account the ever-so talented kidnapped Ukranian brainwash victims populating the many active and thriving psychic schools in Arkangelsk, Vladivostok, Moskova, and the thousands of bunkers ringing the subterranian megacities beneath the frozen Siberian tundra . In 2023 Septembre there were an estimated 6,600 kidnapped Ukranian young people being distributed to Russia, Sina, North Korea, and the Virgin Islands , and this number has ballooned to 19,000 by the end of 2025 . These thoroughly victimized c##ldren are being used to psychically poison the Influencers that inform the Content Creators that make the media your k##s suck down in front of the television . There will quickly come a day when the Congressmen and Generals of the world cry out at the sudden alienness creeping in from all sides , and as was the case for Martin Niemoller , by the time the dogs are rasping at the front door , there will be no one left to protect them .

Weather

2025 CE has been a year of never-before-seen weather events the world over . Shorelines freezing into waves of icicles , thin air refracting light , sinkholes galore , wind storms knocking things over , and the yellowest seafoam you•ve ever seen turning from once-in-a-lifetime events to regular occurrences . Rockslides and mudslides have been plaguing The Alps , Asia , and Central America as glaciers melt and deforestation cuts away the foliage that holds water tables fast on high, mountainous terrain , while Asia and America fighting a Weather War using Stratospheric Aerosol Geoengineering and Ionospheric Heaters continues to destabilize the Jet Stream .

As the atmosphere is increasingly pumped full of WiFi , lifht-refracting chemicals , Light Detection and Ranging (LIDAR) , and electronic warfare jamming , it is likely that electromagnetic weather will soon need to be considered an integral part of Weather itself , and that will come to include locust swarms of maverick quadcopters and mind storms of crazed humans panicking under the constant, deafening cacophony . With the vast majority of humans still not knowing how to look up or intepret the arcane graphs and symbols of NOAA Solar Weather readings , the future is looking very dark indeed for those of us who are still as sober as we can tolerate .

Technology

This week we•ll be covering Iteration Warfare , Iteration Staining , Torture && Silent Radiation , and what you need to know about Ectoplasm . Field studies into the science of paraphysics have blossomed in the past cinq(5) ans[years] , starting with the Hasbro-and-OnePlus sponsored YèTrìn Sālí in 2021 and exploding with the force of petabit AI and Quantum Computing taxed to their limit by a Russian sleeper agent president of Team America, World Police who knows that he only has half a Term of office remaining . While the paint is still wet on the details , it would seem that repeating the same action hundreds or even millions of times causes a folding effect upon spacetime , and this Folding Effect is being skillfully and professionally employed to do everything from drive humans like cars to juicing ectoplasm into the material world . Otherwise-inexplicable facilities found abandoned via Google Earth such as hexagonal cells of identical buildings in the Russian forest would be the first signs of indication to look for .

In turn , this ectoplasm may have some startling properties , and is most likely linked in whole or in part to the SCP Foundation•s Hume scale of anomalous event space . Described colloquially in popular media as The Warp , there may in fact be natural hazards to environments that humans have long now taken for granted , including a shared nonlocality space called The Dreamtime , Psychic Strings connecting people and world events , and SCP-610 . There are a number of anomalous phenomena that could neatly be explained by simply opening one•s HexofluorosilicicAcid-encrusted third eye , and the necessity to do so will be here far sooner than anyone alive will be comfortable with .

Defense

If the Cold War , now referred to as World War III , was a war of Submarines and Spies , this concoction has been refined over the past cinquante(50) ans[years] into a Fleet of Kraken Psychic Submarines . Built with the best of the best of Russian criminal earnings , these submarines feature amenities like 5-Star kitchens , tennis courts , and model cities to play in , and are likely to account for a large percentage of missing persons taken from war zones in Ukraine and Gaza . These submarines are an extension of a fleet that already consists of personnel carriers, tank carriers, and jet carriers , and represent the active and swiping sword arm of a clandestine nation whose shield arm weilds Nuclear Hellfire Tsunami deterrence with flatulent aplomb .

These psychic submarines and schools were behind the widescale anomalous investment in a clearly-deleterious American president , have been implicated in coups and regime changes all over the world , the downfall of the People•s Liberation Army of Sina , West Africa•s switch from French colonial oppressors to Russian colonial oppressors , and in the past month , talks of an Albertan referendum in Canada . The torture committed on these craft are causing Silent Radiation , a phrase being used to describe a force that makes people turn ravenous and unthinking . While fingers point blame in twisting spirals , the tentacles of the Kraken greedily reach out to consume anything in their paths with the instinctive intuition of a giant squid devouring anything it can outwrestle .

Catholic

Once upon a time , The Lord sought out to shepherd the people of Isra-El and Jud-Ah into the Garden of Eden , telling them that as long as they did not eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge , that all would be well . But there was a man who simply could not rest , who simply could not accept a lover who preferred to be on top , who ate the fruit and then tried to cover it up before an omniscient deity . Neuf-mille(9,000) ans plus tard , and reports are coming in via dreamers and creatives the world over of an Ark stranded in the Orion star cluster , where many delights could be tried out in safe rooms and panic rooms , so long as the warp core integrity had not been breached . Reports are indicating that approximately sept(7) ans plus tard , that integrity was breached , and now the consequences are befalling mankind , which is why the Book of Revelations is now coming true .

These events seem to be intrinsically connected to the Stolen Isihetnah Artifacts , as popularized as the Infinity Gauntlet seen in the Marvel Secret Invasion series . These items include a Tetrahedral Artifact made of gold and gemstones , a Witness Sphere as depicted in the Magic card That Which Was Taken , an abducted and brainwashed Staff Member , and a Scrying Stone such as the one Perseus stole from the Graeae Sisters . Put together with a supercomputer for calculating trajectories , the [REDACTED] effects of the combined sum of these parts could be capable of both influencing entire elections and anomalously murdering otherwise isolated individuals , both of which have seen a dramatic uprise since Infinity War was declared .

Outro

As we come to collectively understand things which as of yet have no words with which to describe them , this is the first place you will hear about it . This is Future News , brought to you by DihTech , i•m your hostness Sister Skadi . Good night , happy holidays , and don•t die .

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