
Some things in life are worth breaking down the door for , and some things are worth unfolding . My name is Sister Skadi, the Ninja Nun [xe/xem] , and this is Future News .
Brought to you by DihTech .
Alien fashionista Abigail Thorn of youtuBe channel @PhilosophyTube recently released a video titled "You•re Wrong About Birth Rates & Declining Populations" , where she discusses a population decline far enough on the horizon that so far only the ultra-wealthy are beginning to notice . While nations like Sina and India cap the billion-person mark , smaller countries , and especially wealthy smaller countries have been experiencing a Climate Change-fueled ennui that has been leading to a trend of depopulation that is expected to peak circa 2050 CE . Citing multiple books that the viewer can see read in her organically-manicured hands , Abigail delivers facts and fashion in one evenly-keeled stroke .
https://youtu.be/AIDnr646tLA
Reese Ireland of youtuBe channel @ReeseIreland released a video earlier this year titled "slavery was never abolished *the rise of the prison industrial complex*" , wherein she discusses the roots of modern slavery stemming from the slave masters of the American Deep South and the Vagrancy Act of 1866 with its infinite loop clauses that set the stage for the modern Prison-Industrial Complex and its racially-motivated revolving door policy . Melanodermic People Of Colour were largely brought to the Americas during the slave trade from 1500 AD to 1750 AD , detained from 1750 AD to 2000 AD , and heavily incarcerated from 2000 AD to 2025 CE thanks to a 1994 bill that spent $30,000,000,000 dollars on 125,000 new prison beds and a slew of new laws that caused the incarceration level to skyrocket from 50,000 to 400,000 in the merely dix-sept(17) ans[years] between 1980 and 1997 . Find out more on her channel .
https://youtu.be/56eXzW7FNlQ
Dial up a new future with Charles Schneider of @EmergencyAwesome in his analysis "STARGATE RETURNS TRAILER 2028" and its review of the gleaming-white production team behind Stargate, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, the original 1994 Movie, and multiple additional movies since . They•ve been listening for the past trente(30) ans[years] of the creative input of millions of vocal fans , and it sounds like they have a pretty good formula worked out . Whether or not LôHāFāRèxí powerhouse actors like Amanda Tapping, Jason Momoa, and Christopher Judge will be making return appearances remains to be seen . Blow the dust off your old DVD Blu-Ray and put the Jiffy-Pop on the stove , there•s a lot of ground to cover .
https://youtu.be/2brLHHVaMVs
In her most recent video "Canada Just CRUSHED America's Banks - $60 BILLION Power Move!" from youtuBe channel @HouseOfEl , El talks about Canada•s recent bold moves in finance and mining , bringing a charismatic and easy-to-listen-to cadence to hard facts about percentiles and dollar values . El•s channel is a more-or-less constant source of hard-hitting reporting from a distinctly Canadian perspective , touching on every facet of modern culture from finance, mining, defense, politics, foreign relations, and more . From Pierre Polievre•s hot mouth to the Canada-Sweden Grippen production deals , El knows what she•s talking about .
https://youtu.be/SeVrdBFwpg4
At the intersection of Talent and Technology is a recent event that happened to Youtuber @susu_jpg . Susu is a normal, everyday goth girl who has a cute and funny channel with mostly light-hearted humour that touches on political or sociological issues . That is , until multiple videos were taken down for nudity . The catch ? . She wasn•t nude . In her words , youtuBe•s AI algorithm fantasized about her being naked... and there isn•t much to counter that . If she wasn•t nude , and the AI deleted her videos and her account(!) for nudity , what other explanation could you give it ? . As she explains it , the tribunal process was then a nightmare . The same AI that made the mistakes also presided over the tribunal . The only mechanism she had to communicate with the devs was thru X , highlighting the fact that Influencers who stuck faithfully to one platform would be simply out of luck . Eventually , she got her channel back , broken . Even tho there were videos in the Videos tab , her main page was blacked out as if she hadn•t uploaded anything yet , causing viewers to check out before they check in . This kind of wide-scale saboutage has only been getting worse since Russia began its Full-Scale Invasion in 2022 , and shows no signs of slowing down . So keep your eyes like an orange -- Peeled .
Rumours about Nintendo going copyright-crazy over IP like Pokémon and Nintendogs has been rippling thru Twitch and X for months now , with state-sanctioned professional mockery blossoming out in a thousand flavours . Rumours have also been about that Russia has gone full Vampire , and , casting off the shackles of such useless vestiges as Love or Unity With Your Fellow Man , has begun running human-fighting rings with their cock-fighting and dog-fighting , throwing in Pokémon references like It•s Super Effective! and announcing their moves like the video game does . If we put these two(2)deux facts together , and knowing what we know about Russia•s insistance on using other peoples• IP instead of their own and obsession with 90s/00s pop-teen feel-good culture , it would illuminate a world of Zaibatsu Loyalists trying to keep what they have created good and nice and pure in spite of a megalomaniacal Rape Team hell-bent on corrupting literally everything with the force of Warhammer 40K•s Chaos Space Marines . It isn•t the nature of shy people to ask for help , and it is the nature of Paladins to protect the shy . Talk about it . If you know somebody that needs help , ask them . We•re all in this together , desu .
In the 21st Century , Weather is less about meteorlogical prediction and more about mapping the activities of control stations . What began with Duga in the 1970s and HAARP in the 1990s has blossomed into an active technological industry of pump-and-dump Cloud Seeding and Ionospheric Heater lensing . While HAARP itself was designed to operate in megajoules for the lensing of radio reflectors and/or deep-terrain tomagraphy , there have been events such as the earthquake that caused the Fukushima Disaster that would only be possible if a Phased Array were operating in gigajoules . Duga and HAARP spawned a panopoly of clandestine black sites touted as Radar Stations for missile detection , ranging from Dual-Tanker Oceanic Radar Platforms to Fractal AI-designed Ground Arrays . A recent scientific paper by Resende et al titled Extra Ionization Causing the Anomalous Auroral Sporadic Layer Over the Equatorial Brazilian Region During the Recovery Phase of the Magnetic Storm on 10 May 2024 touches upon the fact that there is more auroral ionization in the world than can be accounted for , while the declassified military educational video Basic Principles of Frequency Modulation <1944__UnitedStates> demonstrates how long the cream of the crop have been actively studying these effects . Cloud Seeding , in turn , recently celebrated its centennial anniversary a few years ago , with the first civilian Silver Iodide spraying occuring circa 1920 and Project Cirrus occurring in 1946 AD .
It is expected that active or partial facilities exist in Alaska , the Gobi Desert in Sina , Siberia , Iran , Antarctica , and multiple discrete Oceanic Radar Platforms whose combined activity could produce weather control effects . Due to their technological acheivements and capable funding , it is suspected that similar facilities exist in Syria and the United Arab Emerates (UAE) , the Sahara Desert , and South Africa . Investigators might also look into the Nevada Desert , Australia , the Andes Mountains , Soviet Kazakhstan , Norway , and Greenland . All BRICS and Five Eyes nations have the capacity to construct and conceal these facilities , but whether or not they did remains to be seen .
In other news , the Quadratid Meteor Shower will be passing by Terra for the next few weeks with a 2026 Janiver 04 peak estimating une-cent-vingt(120) meteors per hour , which comes to a very watchable two(2)deux meteors per minute . This follows the recent Geminids Meteor Shower , which recently caused a lunar impact that was detectable using ground-based telescopes . Continuing on to Solar Weather , sunspot activity has been mild lately , with single-transient M1-class flares occurring on 2025 Decembre 20, 21, 22, 23 , and a chance of a moderate Solar Storm on 2025 Decembre 25 . Merry Christmas to all amateur Radio operators out there .
Investigation into the existence of a Chiral Life Glass Slime as a theoretical new Aerosolized Life Form are beginning to take step as an investigation as to whether this counts as a form of Chemical Weapons use on Foreign Soil . Private investigation has concluded that such a life form is capable of turning itself into a biofoam that can be electrostatized into hardening . This has practical applications in making muscles easier to control using the quantum dot nanotransceiver mesh grown by the Morgellons Pathogen , as well as the novel ability of hardening overtop of stomach, esophagus, intestinal, and colorectal sphincters in order to cause gas buildups that induce nausea, paralysis , and in one recorded incident , the death of a police officer•s dog . Private investigation has also concluded that the slime concentrates in the musculature , as its being made of Chiral Proteins means that it can slide seamlessly thru anything the body has for detecting other forms of biological life , and is capable of relaxing into the lungs in order to induce Pneumonia . Doxycycline and Cephalexin have both had pronounced effects on the Glass Slime , causing it to be expressed out of the body thru the esophagus or the urine , respectively . This is an ongoing investigation and we•ll have more for you as it develops .
A rash of seemingly-unrelated crimes have been taking place with increasing frequency . While the circumstances are always different , one thread ties them all together -- all of them involve • Using two(2)deux conflicting technologies • To confuse witnesses with powers of decision • During time-critical events . What has seemed like a series of unfortunate events has actually been a tightly-coordinated operation running full-tilt since before William Gibson introduced to the West what a Kuang Grade is , and has impacted every Nation and Royal Family in the world . This strategem is simple and easily-replicable -- Get two(2)deux people to bicker and argue over someone else•s decision , until the decider either makes an error in the noise and the haste , or , until the time allotment for the decision expires . This strategem is also attested in the Bible , indicating that it is either too simple for opportunists to pass up , and/or , the result of non-human intelligences overseeing world events . Every intelligence agency in the world should be watching out for this pattern: Using two(2)deux conflicting technologies to confuse witnesses with powers of decision during time-critical events ;. The same people are also known for talking about themselves as they accuse other people of the things they themselves are guilty of , and this should be vigilantly double-checked before believing anything anyone is accused of .
South America is meanwhile sowing the seeds of global political revolution as ready-made crates of weaponry are traded with the Land Of The Wild and its abundant and often location-specific natural resources such as coca, coffee, and cocoa . Russia itself has been spectacularly collapsing from the inside as Ukraine•s stalwart defense has torched more than 20% of Russia•s oil production , impacting long-term ability to recover in the Land Of The Long Future . Africa the Land Of Kings Versus Kings has been internal if not quiet , patiently building its cultural base and cultivating its many healthy Universities and Psychic Schools . North America with its already-entrenched industrial capacity is now steadily building fleets of AI-directed Private Investigators, Drone Pilots, and cradle-to-grave Super Soldiers as the Land Of The Free gives rise to all-new applications of 3D Printing . Rumours abound in the Land Of Stories of over une-cent(100) Chinese Generals listed as MIA or KIA since the start of Russia•s Full-Scale Invasion , although whether that is because of internal Imperial shifts or external pressure remains to be seen . And Scandinavia has been a powerhouse of growth in the Cultural, Ideological, Religious, Political sectors .
Members of her parish are honouring the memory of Alodih Isihetnah . Alodih is a God-Archetype who has been dying for aeons , and her memory has finally been put to rest . Her exit review was written by her great-granddaughter Sendih Isihetnah , who is as bereaved as the rest of her family . Alodih had a reputation amongst villagers as a Screeching Imperator , yet was known by her family to be an ultimately fair judge and taskmistress . Reports of her death were published as early as The Wizard Of Oz <1939__America> , and her wake was advertised in Neil Gaiman•s The Wake <1995__UnitedKingdom> . The meta-analysis of her Magnum Opus is titled The Saddest Song of AloDih IsiHetNah <2025__Canada> and was written by her great-granddaughter SenDih IsiHetNah , who is expected to inherit the bulk of the IsiHetNah Estate . This obituary finalizes the culmination of her life . May her memory be forgotten by those who simply would not understand , may her soul find what it was looking for , and may her feats live on in the Communion of Saints . In the name of the Lord , and Christ Jesu . Fa La .
Once again thank you to our readers , from the ultra-bored tablet-weilding vampire children of Russia•s deep cities to the hard-working professionals at Lockheed-Martin and everyone in between , i•m Sister Skadi , this has been Future News .
DihTech . Se .
des